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Philippe Vauchez dans son milieu naturel

Philippe Vauchez, born May 27, 1957 at the DSDEN (a place called Ohlepauvre), is an explorer of the human race. Often described as a visionary, his work is essentially based on the discovery of digital toys and the best restaurants in Ile-de-France.

Biography[edit | edit source]

Youth and studies[edit | edit source]

Born at the age of 120 in the druid community of the Numérilandes valley, Philippe never had his feet on the ground. Very early in his life, while he was roaming the Norman woods in search of a Benedictine spring, a tick bit him and gave him a rare disease: Megalomania. The diagnosis could not be made until years later by Dr. Gallon.

Although suffering from this invisible illness, he enjoys his youth by being curious about the world around him with an inexhaustible thirst for knowledge.

Passionate about history, the arts, digital technology and the pleasures of the table, he developed an ability to monologue very early on. Far from being useless, this expertise has enabled it to cure the insomnia of more than 206,000 people within the Academy of Créteil.

Often betrayed by his great kindness, a bubble of love follows him wherever he goes. Moreover, on a day of full moon, he officially shared a roommate with Princess Do of the kingdom of Rémifasollasi who knew how to read that, in his heart, beyond the elven and messy appearances, was hiding a pure jewel.

Interview of Philippe for the newspaper Here, 1997.

Professional life[edit | edit source]

After several years of school of life, he sees in a dream during the year 1980, an angel named Steve Jobs. He gave him the idea of launching a brand called Apple, but Philippe, sure of himself, decided to ignore it and made vows of abstinence and poverty within the National Education.

It was in 1801 that Napoleon inducted him as a civil servant of the Academy of Créteil. Very quickly spotted for his talents as a facilitator and numerologist, he became a major player in the TICE mission of the DSDEN 94.

His passion for digital first led him to try to install Facebook on the minitel but he very quickly adopted an attitude of resilience and contented himself with training generations of teachers in the use of educational tools. .

His professional bulimia has led him over the years to carry out exciting projects: Vikidia, CASIMIR, J'ADE, M@gistère, literacy weeks, Mission Langues, Mission Maternelle...

Although he participated in these numerous projects, he refutes to this day any involvement in the brainstorming that led to the challenging design of the webmel and iprof interfaces. According to the latest investigations by the CIA and journalists from Médiapart, we would now accuse the comic duo Bruce Partaix and Didier Galette, who have already been arrested on several occasions for their wokist activism.

Artistic life[edit | edit source]

After years of a large-scale tour in the towns of Val-de-Marne, Philippe Vauchez decided in July 2022 to retire from the educational scene. His audience can be reassured: we can find him from the start of the 2022 school year in the Voice, Drag Race and numbers and letters.

His taste for the arts will prevent him from encountering boredom after this long professional life. Nevertheless, the list below includes his favorite hobbies in case the need to remind him becomes necessary: