User:Cpaling/Saskatchewan Roughriders
Saskatchewan Roughriders (1420-present)
---Widely known as a team of drug dealers that are led by Gang leader Micheal Snuffip. The green on their uniforms represent their product. Frequently they have a gang wars with the crack dealing Winterpeg Bluebombers, In which they resort to bribing the officials to win. Head pothead Ken Miller on an interview yesterday was quoted saying, "Chuck Norris is my hero," among other things. As the "green team" contines losing this growing season, chief brawler Lorne Calvert keeps a positive team attitude. "The Weather ain't that great, but the green will soon bloom." The Roughriders take frequent trips to local "High" schools to show students how to achieve a "Higher Education."
---ROSTER---
Scott Smokes, Michael Snuffip, Jeremy O'yay, Omarr Smokin, Corey (Green out) Gant, Spike Metreck, Marcus madam, Rob weedbag, Stevie weedsbaggs, Dalton Inhale, Carl Smolder, Chris Messed, Jamie Loadedham, Adrain Ripped, Wrecked Carter, Res Cates, Fume Charles, John Sniff, Henri Highles, Sniffin Clovis, Luca Bongi, Eddie Blavis.
---History---
---The Roughriders started in 1420 at 4:20am. The were orginally known as the green team, the first dealing group. Together the green team grew and sold a record amount of pot gaing regonintion among saskcatchewan. In 1421 they elected their first gang leader. Danny Parrot was a ruthless weed smoker, showing up even 50 cent. Now that was a huge achievement in those days. He also went on to out smoke, Young Buck, Dave chappele, Mr. T, and Harold and Kumar. The only person that made him green was, you guess it, Chuck Norris. Nobody Ever beats Chuck Noris at anything, even god tried and failed terribly. With their new leader they went on to even "Higher" achievments including building the effiel tower. They then invented the grey (supposed to be green, spelling error) cup. Jeremy O'yay was the bright cookie that decied to make it onto a bong.
