User:Cool Nickname

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“Cool NIckname was the man..*sigh*.. he cut me great deals all the time.”

~ Crack Dealer on Cool Nickname

“I wish I had a Cool Nickname.”

~ Anonymous on himself, after finding himself labeled 'John Doe' again in the morgue after a late night swim.