User:Cool Chameleon

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Welcome to my page. I created this account on Saturday, January 24, 2009 because I was bored and I was totally not drunk. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise when it comes to my sobriety. I always tell the truth unless money and/or hookers are involved, which for me is only about 40% of the time. But I digress... Besides, I think I would remember if I was drunk. Unless I got so drunk that my memory is now shot... Wait, is it alchohol or pot that messes with your memory? Or both? Is it bad that I can't remember?

I honestly don't remember how this image got here. It's not even any good.