User:Conwellojob

A conwello job is a sexual fettish that is highly complicated and VERY dangerous and hazourdous to participants health. It would be impossible to list every single thing that is needed for a conwello job as the list does not end. I will be listing sevral pieces of equipment needed and the rest is up to the audience to learn by themselves.

Equipment: Blue hampster, tomato sauce on a nuns back, a redneck covered in jam, a grilled cheese sandwhich on a zookeepers toenail, 2kg of c4 explosive, 24 hectares of swamp land, a treasure chest filled with copies of goodburger (the film), a squirrels aunty named rita, 24 asian woman crammed into a suitcase, an olympic gold medal covered in wholemeal bread crust (optional), a cricket bat signed by 24 lesbian monkeys, a giraffe in a mail box, a laminating machine, a broken tape measure, a money box in the shape of the a-team, a scalpal, a rib seperator, a bucket of KFC wicked wings, a sasquatch by the name of leonard, a paint brush that odly smells of gram crackers, a 2 for 1 coffee voucher, steve segal, a ankle sock filled with goat milk, a crying vegan, 27 police officers wielding dildos, a semi trailer full of chicken feathers and osama bin ladens beird in a cup of cat urine.

Warning! you need an I.Q of at least 142 and a rubber glove on your left foot. Only highly trained swat agents can live through this sex massacre.

Inspired by the ancient works of Ben conwell, jesus christ and a dragon high on ecstacy.