User:CommandantFruitcake/DC-10

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The McDonnell Douglas DC-10 (Short for Death Contraption 10) is a form of execution, now viewed as unconstitutional, developed in the United States. The aircraft has several engines, as opposed to the one engine on the previous DC-9 1/2. There are two engines on the wings of the aircraft, one on the back, and one laying on the runway. Oh wait, that's one of the three other engines.