User:Combatwombatntb

Peaple who talk to much why do peaple TALK to much i mean come on just say what you want say but no they just go on and on and on and just shutup cause that would be rude so they just keep on talking and you trie and say "i've got to get going" but all they do is keep on talking on and on and on and on. and it gets top the point where you can't talk to them at all you just say "hi" and they keep on talking for half an hour so then you have to start sneeking past them so they can't start talking to you again and if they do just stop up your ears, and you end up pretending you only speak french and that you don't understand anything they say, " sorry mate a bit deaf, speak up!!", je suis, sie vou plate, en q'elle hou? COU COU!!", tet toir, monsieur!! merci" Before long you are a fugitive in your own country "El fugito" and take to dressing as a woman to avoid them. sometimes more drastic acton is necessary. A Nose removed lends you unrecognisable, among other things.

Another problem is penguins who won't stop talking. There is scientific proof that every day hundreds of penguins on the south pole are dieing from sitting out in the cold listening to other penguins talking!