User:Colte the pirate

Colte The Pirate

“I was just a one time thing, really. and sure he was great.... but he's just so much above me. he can have any girl he wants, you're much more on my level... yes, of course I'm thinking about you when we're together. no I did't know that I yelled his name out. I don't know why...”

~ Your Girlfriend on Me

Birth

I was Born from a miniature black hole that collapsed on January 11th in the years 1753, 1989 and 2083 in Portugal, Bellingham Wa, and Moon City respectively.

Childhood

In my Current lifetime (although my concence transcends all three) I was raise in a small town. Trained in Martial arts, Marksmanship and Break dancing

Education

I hold a Ph.D, A pimping Hoes Degree.

I'm just kidding, I'm still working on my doctorate.

Hobbies

Does your girlfriend ever say that she's going to stay home because she has a headache? I'm that Head ache

Discoveries

I discovered Pirate Island in 1781

Death

I died as the last man defending Moon City From the goblin onslaught

Doing what I do Best

regarding Uncyclopedia

So right now, at this moment I'm a F*cking N00b at this Uncyclopein deal, but I like it so far I've writen Pepsi blue

the bottom of Wilford Brimley

Help me out in making these good articles, give me tips and pointers, and please tell me how to make templates and a signature