User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/UnTunes: Vandal's Paradise
A parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio. (Fucking Weird Al.)
As I scroll through the forum in the dump of the village
I take a look at the site and realize, ain't much left to pillage
'cause I've been blankin' and trollin' so long, that
even EDiots think that my mind is gone
but I ain't never wrecked a page that didn't deserve it
me be lurkin' like a noob, y'all know that ain't heard of
you better watch where you stalkin', 'bout what you talkin'
or you and your fellows might be drownin' in GIFs (noob)
I really hate to use a proxy, but I've gotta, op
As I troll I toss a link to that TVTropes
I'm the kinda vandal that the admins be tryna ban and
on the laptop all day and night, spoutin' bullshit, tryin' to start fights
(Chorus)
been spending most of their time, editing a vandal's paradise
been spending most of their time, editing a vandal's paradise
keep spending most of our time, editing a vandal's paradise
keep spending most of our time, editing a vandal's paradise
I got this situation, they got me facin'
I can't be a normal user, I sick and tired of bein' a loser
so I gotta be down with the /b/ team
too much 4chan lurkin' killed my wiki scene
I'm an procrastinatin' fool with jokin' on my mind
got my mouse in my hand and a proxy (that) I'm behind
I'm real bored man, immature on the wiki
and my revert button's set, you can damn-well bet (BOOM)
reblanking ain't nothin' but a left-click away
my edit count, ten-thousand five , what can I say
got 10k now, but will I stay to see 10k more
the way the ops are watchin' I don't know
(Chorus)
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That this parody wiki, ain't just (for) you and me
been spending most of their time, editing a vandal's paradise
been spending most of their time, editing a vandal's paradise
spending most of our time, editing a vandal's paradise
spending most of our time, editing a vandal's paradise
Trollin' and the blankin', blankin' and the trollin'
edit after edit, keep the vandals goin'
everybody's blockin', but half of them ain't checkin'
what's going in the template, but I know we been trickin'
they say it's gotta end, but nobody's here to stop me
they won't make extra ops, how can they beat me
I guess they can't, I guess won't
I guess they stuck, that's why I know this wiki is out of luck, noob
(Chorus)
been spending most of their time, editing a vandal's paradise
been spending most of their time, editing a vandal's paradise
spending most of our time, editing a vandal's paradise
spending most of our time, editing a vandal's paradise
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That this parody wiki, ain't just (for) you and me
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That this parody wiki, ain't just (for) you and me
(fade out)