User:Coke and b*******

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HELLO,FOOLS!Oh...I didn't notice you.

BUTT'S MAKE MY EARS LIGHT UP[edit | edit source]

Sorry about that.I think I'm Crazy Hand sometimes.

MY POO IS TITANIUM[edit | edit source]

I was born in 9000 BC.I then somehow teleported to the year 2000 AD.DON'T ASK ME HOW THAT HAPPENED OR I WILL KILL YOU.

Memorable Quotes[edit | edit source]

"FRY MY FRIES" "BANNANAS ARE PINK" "MY SISTER'S HAIR IS SMART"

RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT

Userboxes[edit | edit source]

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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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This user is a mutant.
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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