User:Coffi/UnGames:Keep Meemaw Alive
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So you're in the hospital. With your grandma. The doctors just said they did an "experimental surgery" on you while you were asleep. Basically, you know how your granny was dying of stage 69 cancer, right? Well, now, they hooked your life up to hers. So basically as long as you stay alive, she stays alive.
One day you're walking along the road peacefully, and then you notice that there's mud on your shoes. So you bend down to pick it up, but then you realize it's slightly off. It's golden. Then you look up and see a big man wearing a golden helmet, saying "WHY THE F**K DID YOU JUST REMOVE MY PISS- I MEAN, GOLDEN ORE?!??! NOW YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME AND MY GANG!!!!" So then, you turn around and see a whole GANG coming at you. SO now you have to fight them all. And if you dont, your grandma dies of stage 69 cancer. Good luck. Godspeed.
Your options are:
- Try to kick them
- Try to kcik them
- Kill 'em with your RetUn 9289212 sniper rifle
- Fall in love with them
- Summon Gay Lord Downey of Gayland to help you
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