User:Chuck Norris Jr

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This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under their bed and really wants to read them.
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This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed.
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This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
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Gadzooks!   This user participates in
T h e   W i l d e   P r o j e c t !
(Or at least pretends to.)
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This user's IQ is over 5000000.
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Now go play in traffic.
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Pie Award

This user has been a good Uncyclopedian, and therefore gets pie.



Congratulations!
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You have now been admitted to the PITs.

Due to your stellar performance in side stepping issues and an exemplary ability redirect the focus of the topic at hand to another completely irrelevant theme, you are hereby recognized as a Politician in Training.

Just don't get any ideas about my job or you'll be out on your keester so fast you won't even have time to wave goodbye.
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