User:Chromichromiball-san/Gigachad
“Can you feel my heart?”
The gigachad, ripped like a snack unlike its antithesis, Wojak, and working as hard as his musical counterpart Ling Ling, never rests on his laurel - except for his obligatory 5 hours of sleep. He's your average life enjoyer.
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Working from A.M. to P.M. People will tell you GigaChad is a nickname associated with the art project berlin.1969 / Ernest Khalimov, which is a series of photoshopped photographs of several models created by Russian photographer Krista Sudmalis for her project Sleek'N'Tears.
That is Bullshit spread by incels that aren't able to accept the reality of the grind.
World-renowned billionaire. Tech genius. Inventor and entrepreneur. Athletic, talented, and handsome with a jaw so chiselled it looks like Zeus came down from Olympus and carved the fucker himself.
This guy’s got a small fleet of sports cars, and a few yachts, and when he’s not giving millions of dollars to charities, he’s changing out supermodel girlfriends like other people change their socks.
This guy’s smile can melt the damn room. His charm is so thick you can swim in it. Half of his friends were TIME’s “Man of the Year”, like Xi Jinping. And the ones who weren’t don’t care because they could buy the magazine if they wanted to. When this guy isn’t jetsetting around the world or coming up with the latest technological innovation to save the planet, he spends his time helping the weak, helpless and downtrodden.
“When you follow the desires of your sinful nature, the results are very clear: sexual immorality, impurity, lustful pleasures, idolatry, sorcery, hostility, quarreling, jealousy, outbursts of anger, selfish ambition, dissension, division, envy, drunkenness, wild parties, and other sins like these. Let me tell you again, as I have before, that anyone living that sort of life will not become a gigachad”
Studies[edit | edit source]
As the researches demontred, to be a gigachad, one only needs to follow the extreme soyboy detox, a more than spartan workout that consists of 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats, plus a 10km run for 7 days a week for a year (be warned, baldness deferrals have been reported for a longer duration). A good example of when you start transforming is the common symptom of having at least one bitch. This is one of the most widely-known symptoms out there, the others being having muscles, having photos taken of you in monochrome, and naturally getting a cool cut overnight. Many other less common symptoms have been seen, such as periodical pain and mental changing.