User:Chef Miko

Long, long ago (two minutes ago), in an abandoned joke wiki far far away (literally right here, dumbass), a challenger rises up to free the land of Uncyclopedia from it’s metaphorical grasp (cobwebs) of stale jokes (we literally got an Epstein page featured last month) and tutorials on how to get infinite free coins in Club Penguin virus free no download free easy. Their name is.. Chef Miko (fucking weeb).

I’m usually on the wiki daily when I’m bored, checking out random pages and past VFH nominations. I don’t plan on writing my own page because of how many jokes I’d have to cram into one topic, but I’ll occasionally spruce up a shitty old page or two. And if you ask, no, I’m not in the Uncyclopedia Discord. The only memory of it was that it was mindless sheitposting and weird images.

PS: I admit to being a weeb, but are you much better?