User:Charlie Hume

Charlie Hume

Charlie Hume is a 27 year-old Orange Tic Tac addict who collects 3 different kinds of movie magazines each month and likes to hang out the back of newsagencies flicking through the porn mags.

Not much is known about Charlie, but from careful observation it has been determined that he a) Hates his job b) Hates catching the bus c) Hates cats d) Hates all other animals x) Hates his friends 6) Hates Matthew McConaughy qwerty) Really fucking hates Matthew McConaughy and *insert slightly amusing joke bullet number here*) Hates pretty much everything.

Charlie is often discribed as an arsehole, though other names such as 'idiot', 'dickhead', 'arsewipe', 'almost as bad as Matthew McConaughy' and, most memorably, 'narcissistic prick', probably said by someone who wastes their time watching pointless, useless, amusing SHIT on the Intermernet SOUND FAMILIAR? have been dropped.

Though his whereabouts are unknown (probably a good thing, seeing as if you did try to approach him he'd FUCKING HATE YOU) it has been said that he's been spotted around the general area of Canberra.

I don't know where Canberra is either.

Christ I hate Matthew McConaughy, don't you? I mean, How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, just... shit.

Shitty shit shit shit. Watching it is like being raped IN THE EYE SOCKET.