User:CatholicPerson/Suelo

Daniel James Shellabarger (known as Daniel Suelo, The Man Who Quit, or simply Suelo) is a simple living adherent, cave dweller, dumpster diver, and raccoon abuser. He put his money in the magic phone booth, then the phone booth spawned "warm water" pouring over Daniel Suelo's head, which still provides his hydration to this day. He is now imprisoned in his mother's home for his crime of raccoon abuse.

Exorcism

Daniel Suelo started the practice of exorcising money that has possessed someone. For example, you could say "I adjure you, dollar bill, by the creator of caves and dandelions, to depart from [name], who was born moneyless."

If you eat the money, then you have a spirit of insane frugality that will kill the money.