User:Cat the Colourful/office chat test3

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This scene happens at the start of the whole discussion.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:34 I'm as nackered as a dancing banana. Also...I'm bored.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:34 You've been at work for four minutes.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:34 Did you see the new office bitch?

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:34 Yeah...she seems alright.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:34 First one to get her phone number is not a fag.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:34 She's all yours. Remember last time we did this?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:35 The bitch totally deserved it.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:35 No one deserves falling from a third floor window. And the date rape drugs...and the dead kittens?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:35 I told you your mom shouldn't have come here to work.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:35 This chick is all yours dude.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:36 So you are a fag.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:36 Hey...

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:36 ...so you admit that you suck black cock...?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:36 Hey fag...are you there?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:36 (You've been poked by Jonah)

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:37 Hey Steve...hey dude...are you there?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:37 Steve!

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:37 STEVE!

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:37 STEVE!!!

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:37 ...sigh...

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:40 We could make this more interesting?

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:40 It better be really interesting.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:41 We could get this chicks and take down the director at the same time.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:41 Now I'm interested.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:41 As we all know...the director has a protein shake at a quarter past three.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:41 Yes...everyone knows that.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:45 So the plan writes itself.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:41 Umm...no it doesn't.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:41 It's obvious. All we have to do is put a missing finger into the blender and we will totally scam the director.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:47 How will that scam him?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:47 If he sees the finger...he'll completely freak out...which will be helarious.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:47 Of course. But what if he doesn't notice?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:47 Then he will be a cannibal and we can use that info to blackmail him for something in the future.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:47 This plan seems air tight. You are right...the plan really does write itself.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:48 So you aren't a moron.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:47 Umm...there's a piece of the puzzle missing.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:47 No way...this plan is perfect.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:47 Where are we going to get a finger?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:47 I already have one.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:47 Uhh...how the hell did you get one?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:47 Notice that your hand is missing a finger?

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:48 Yeah, seems to be so...

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:49 Wait, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FINGER?!

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:49 Jonah, what did you do to my hand?!!

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:49 Heheheh... I choped off your pinky finger while you were taking a nap

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:50 ...?

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:51 What the f...?!

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:51 You... you bitch! How could you do this to me! YOU SICK BASTARD!

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:51 GIVE ME MY FINGER BACK!

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:51 DON'T YOU DARE TO GET MAD AT ME!

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:52 Look, like with wounds, new skin will replace the scars! Just chill man, wait a week, and there, you have a new finger! And besides, I put one those green plasters you like!

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:52 Let's just get on with this, ok? I don't have the whole day time to argue with you about your stupid finger.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:53 You're the stupidest person I've ever known, but ok. I have always time to sue you later.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:53 Wonderful. Now you, you pretend that you're working and try to get all the attention at yourself while I go put the finger in the shake. Understood?

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:54 ...

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:54 Ok.