User:Captain Hobo

To whoever it may concern.

I love to critisize and belittle less intelligent people with my massive dick. I enjoy looking down apon the aforementioned people with contempt. I do pity them a little. But not much. I am very proud of my article "Townsville." The only problems are that idiots keep comming in and self promoting and deleting sections. It is a chore to wade through and correct these and correct them. But it has to be done.

For the fapz.

--Captain Hobo 02:36, 1 June 2009 (UTC)