User:Cajek/NoRulesNoFunny
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This be essay, no rules. This be essay, no funny. We be wiki not rule place. We be wiki no funny place. Me no use grammar no more. Even use won't I sometimes syntax. See now equation:
One
No, rules. It, be time to have none. Especially, we lose punctuation rules. No funny neither. We no like funny, it be bad.
Three
Arg! Funny bad! It make mind hurt. It fill head with the confusion. When funny useful? It not matter! Funny people make Arg angry! Me smash scary man with multicolored wig! Me hate "what's the deal with airline food"!
Propoosal
Make no artickles. Me hates. Every time user make article funnee, we ban. Every time user use non-caveman dialect, we ban. Make me admin so I can crush effectively. Need us we to crush funny and rules. Me no need rules! Mommy say I'm old enough to hunt tarry-dactl on own now! Deleet all articles that are funny or has rules.
Me end essay now. Brain hurt.