User:Cajek/Love Tesseract
The most horrifying of all romantic novel exploits, the love tesseract is similar to the love triangle, in that it is a social phenomenon where multiple people love each other in various intersecting ways.
The love tesseract is not possible in the third dimension, and therefore usually not available to regular humans, although new romance-novel theories have developed in which love tesseracts are possible. Love doctors studying romantic interludes of conceivable dimensions have recently posited the love tesseract in Bermgarden, Germany, at the recent love-in conference.
Formation[edit | edit source]
A love cube is formed between four couples, two couples per emotional plane. The far more romantically interesting fourth dimensional analog of the cube, the love tesseract, consists of eight couples on three planes at a discrete right angle to the two planes that a regular polygonal love cube is constructed on.
In a regular love cube, which is found in only two out of ten relationships, each same sex person of each vertices is in love with the opposite sex person in the other relationship on the other vertices. That person is, in turn, actually in love with the opposite sex person on the lateral vertices, and so on.
A convex regular polytope love tesseract, which is found in two out of twenty-eight relationships in the fourth dimension, consists of one heterosexual couple, one homosexual couple, two alien couples, two bisexual couples, two transsexual persons and one asexual couple. The relationships are formed at right angles to regular three-dimensional love, and are impossible to visualize. However, the love tesseract can be projected into normal everyday three-dimensional love.
A love triangle consists of three overpaid actors, each of whom love the two others, a love square consists of four people who each love two others, and a love cube consists of eight dunderheads who each love three people. In a love tesseract, there are sixteen morons, each of whom love four other people.
Recent History[edit | edit source]
The most complicated trashy romance ever written, Love me you fool by Tina "Mina" Bobina, consists of one love tesseract, the theory of which was postulated by Dr. Bobina in her thesis (of the same name) at Harvurd University in West Podack, Idaho.