User:Cabbageman

Cabbageman

Hi. I am Cabbageman. But you can just call me Sam. Really really. My name is Sam. Like the Prophet Sam. Anyway, I'd like to shout out to my friend Daniel who found this awesome son-of-a-horny-bitch-of-a-fucking-page. I hope to make a vital contibution to the world of awesomeness (A.K.A Uncyclopedia).

Favourite Quotes

'I luv Treez.'

'Herro fiends and homies.'

'The person/ppl who made this palace of hysteria is the bestest.'

'Marijuana 4 life.'