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The Battle of Midway was the most decisive video game battle of the Second World War.

The Battle[edit | edit source]

Midway's Space Invaders fleet attacks Konami at the Battle of Midway.

It took place on 4 June, 1942, between 4.15 and 4.25pm, less than an hour after the disastrous Battle of Namco.

Strategy[edit | edit source]

In the early hours of the afternoon, Midway launched a surprise attack on video game rival Konami.

Aftermath[edit | edit source]

When the smoke cleared, Konami's shipyard facilities for Scramble and Gyruss lay in ruins, but victory came with a high cost, as Midway lost almost half of their own Space Invaders fleet.

Impact on the War[edit | edit source]

Although neither Konami or Midway had any direct ties to the Axis or Allied powers, the battle had far-reaching effects on video game warfare, and marked a crucial turning point in the entire war.