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Elephants are majestic creatures roaming the cement courtyard of your local zoo. Masters of prolonged standing and competitive games of leap-frog have made this beast something to behold. Although beautiful, they are often subject to incessant poaching for their coarse tongue fur, used to make scarves, ski masks, tubes socks and pants.

Elephants engaged in the fast pace sport of competetive leap-frog.
The coarse surface of elephant tongue creates a unique texture

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Elephants are found in many cities world wide. In the wild however, elephants