User:C'est la Vie/Ideas

In order to compensate for my lack of comedic writing skill, I made a list of ideas. Want to write one? Go for it.

• Celebrity (disease)

Celebrity is an eventually fatal disease originating from the United States, although word of the gruesome disease has spread throughout the world, except to third-world countries, where people have better things to worry about.

• Animal testing Humans are animals, too
• UnNews:Congress Votes Against Straight Marriage 9-0
• UnNews:Marine Tours In Afghanistan Extended, Celebration Ensues
• Zombie Insurance Step 1: Put your brain in a jar