User:Bunnykill/Litchenslavia

Litchenslavia is a country located in between Kazakhstan, Tajikistan and a guy named stan. it is a poor country were people often dress up as chocolate for a festival known as, the great melting of we. The litchs primary language is litchenslavikish a common phrase in it would be "Fag'got' meaning republican. Litchenslavia is home to a high mount of rare creatures such as the jackass, the fucktard and the elusive jackinoff. Many people visit Litchenslavia on holiday to see its natural beauty, by coincidence this happened around the time litchenslavia became home to many porn stars. Litchenslavia has an incredibly high crime rate, 7 out of every 5 women and children are criminals

Interesting facts: Santa was once spotted by a litch, he was also gunned down by the litchenslavikish war children (Army)

National Anthem

[The] Litch National Anthem is in Litchenslavikish and as such is not fully translated, translation is expensive, and nobody cares about the stupid country so it was decoded halfway then the translators just went off to watch porno

Here is half the national anthem (decoded)

Oh Litchenslavia Oh Litchenslavia What can i do for country Oh Litchenslavia Oh Litchenslavia I'd kill myself for country this country is the best unless you are a guest cause then we steal your money

Oh Officer Oh Officer I was going under 50 Oh Officer Oh Officer i cannot find my liscense can you just let me go so i can do that hoe she only 5.70 an hour

Oh USA Oh USA our country better than yours Oh USA Oh USA but please dont nuke us coz of it we know you hate Iraq but hey thats cool coz if its not you'd come here

the rest has curently not been decoded