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Brendan Wallace (a.k.a. Proffessional Dick Sucker) is a rare and uncommon species of Rabbit. It inhabbits the Auckland area of the country New Zealand. They Started appearing in the early 90s, there have been many sighting of them in the Gay side of Auckland, New Zealand. They are said to have small penis' and suffer from premature ejaculation. He has been known to scare female rabbits, in the matter of less than 2 weeks.

Brendan Wallace

Brendan Wallace