User:Bradaphraser/IRC

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• Haberdasher does a little dance on the spot.

<Bradaphraser> hey

<Bradaphraser> fix my hat

<Bradaphraser> it's got a huge playing card with a fraction on it

<Bradaphraser> been driving me nuts

<Haberdasher> with pleasure. only I'm not the Mad Hatter, so I can only sell you hats, not fix them.

<Bradaphraser> damn it

<Bradaphraser> ok

<Bradaphraser> nevermind then

<Haberdasher> yep. would you like a hat without a playing card in it?

<Bradaphraser> yeah

<Bradaphraser> what do you have?

<Haberdasher> I have a bonnet too, if you want one. it's purple.

<Haberdasher> well... there's a nice top hat... it's got knives through the brim...

<Bradaphraser> hmm

<Bradaphraser> that's too high class for me

<Bradaphraser> got anything in red?

<Haberdasher> another bonnet, I'm afraid, although...

• Haberdasher searches.

<Bradaphraser> but I don't WANT a bonnet...

<Haberdasher> there's a lovely floppy lady's hat with maroon veil, all in scarlet.

<Haberdasher> and a sombrero with a little cactus design, also in red.

<Bradaphraser> Ooh

<Bradaphraser> give me the sombrero

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• Haberdasher hands Bradaphraser the two-metre wide sombrero.

<Haberdasher> I hope you can hold it.

• Bradaphraser fumbles with the enormous sombrero

<Haberdasher> there are pins to attach it to your head, if you think it's in danger of coming off.

<Bradaphraser> eh

<Bradaphraser> I uh

<Bradaphraser> I think I can do this

<Haberdasher> are you sure? I'm not sure you're going to be able to get out the door with it.

• Bradaphraser rests the edge of the sombrero on the ground, then eases his head into the head hole.

<Haberdasher> mmhmm....

<Bradaphraser> that's ok, I'll just sit here

<Haberdasher> I could probably cut a hole in the wall...

• Bradaphraser leans against the wall, with the sombrero pulled over his eyes, taking a siesta.

<Haberdasher> all you need now is a guitar.

<Haberdasher> I can sell you one for a song...

• Bradaphraser pulls the sombrero up.

<Bradaphraser> Eh?

<Haberdasher> that reminds me, you haven't paid me for the sombrero yet.

<Bradaphraser> I'm just trying it out

• Bradaphraser pulls the sombrero back over his eyes.

<Haberdasher> well, no taking a siesta in it, then.

<Bradaphraser> aw

• Haberdasher ducks under the sombrero and waves the bill at Bradaphraser.

<Haberdasher> You read this?

<Haberdasher> this is an expensive hat.

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<Bradaphraser> No habla ingles

<Haberdasher> You're going out my door without the hat if you 'no speak english' me!

<Bradaphraser> ok, fine

<Bradaphraser> have your hat back

<Haberdasher> In fact, you're going out that door with a free cactus in the posterior. as a gift.

• Haberdasher takes back sombrero in a huff.
• Bradaphraser fumbles around with the sombrero, before finally giving up and letting it rest on the floor.

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<Haberdasher> thank you, sirrah.

<Bradaphraser> I couldn't take a proper siesta in it anyway.

<Haberdasher> now kindly depart from my haberdasherie.

<Haberdasher> depart! now!

<Haberdasher> you're insulting my produce!

<Bradaphraser> fine

<Bradaphraser> I will, good sir

<Haberdasher> (wait, isn't produce just vegetables?)

<Haberdasher> madam.

<Bradaphraser> and I'll have you know, I'll uh..

• Bradaphraser checks.

<Bradaphraser> madam

<Haberdasher> first you insult my products, then you call me sir.

<Haberdasher> checks?

<Haberdasher> checks?

• Haberdasher is outraged.

<Bradaphraser> I'll uh, be going then.

<PantsMacKenzie> cheques.

• Bradaphraser tries to leave.

<Haberdasher> indeed!

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• Haberdasher drops a cage onto Bradaphraser's head.

<Bradaphraser> what's all this then?

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<Haberdasher> you can stay there until the police come, you vagrant.

<PantsMacKenzie> you've been pokemonned.

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<Bradaphraser> not again