User:Boidsie

I came here from Wikihow with the intention of making hilarious and mean politically correct and serious articles. I will probably make a lot of articles humorously criticizing computers describing computers. I can hack program basic HTML texts to a certain degree, as you can see on this page, and some of my pages at Wikihow. Let me tell you a little bit about myself...

I was born underground directly beneath the center of Disneyland, where my mother died from infection from sewage. I was since raised by wild rats far larger than your house until I reached the age of 12, at which point I left and played a few rounds of Russian Roulette with some dirty black hicks very kind gentlemen of another race. They were impressed with my skill, and agreed to give me a full teaching on how to destroy a car's brakes upgrade a car's brakes and hydraulics systems. From then, I traveled to Chicago, where I learned the crappy wonderful computer programming language C. I accelerated from there, where I worked for a software development company to earn enough to go to college back home at UCLA. After graduation, I murdered a few people with an axe got a job working for Microsoft. I met Bill Gates in 1998, and introduced it to an audience for him(you can see it on Youtube, type in "Windows 98 Bluescreen Bill Gates"). We have been best friends since then. At the moment, I'm working on hacking engines basic web browsers and registry editors. I can build bombs computers for you if you would like me to.

Just a moment for me to get serious... if you want to see my serious side on Wikihow, my username is the same. Click on [link] to see it.