User:BlueberryPanda101/OUAT

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OUAT


The legendary OUAT, everybody's fave show. Screw this, I'm not about to tell you about the Evil Queen and Robin Hood in a love affair and the daughter of Snow White and Prince Charming being in love with Captain Hook. Nor am I about to talk about Robin's dead wife who was brought to the future thanks to that pesky daughter. And I sure as hell am not going to speak of Rumple and Belle. That stays where it stays, capisce? I KNOW, RIGHT?! I WAS SO EFFING SURPRISED THAT'S HOW YOU SPELL IT, TOO!!! But it is. Now, scram. AND DON'T YOU DARE MAKE ME MENTION HENRY AND VIOLET!

RUMPLE AND REGINA AND EMMA AND
Zelena (partially, ok? it happened) Robin Hood (quote unquote "He smells like forest" Neal (poor guy)
Belle (yassssss) Daniel (tbh, I despised him) Killian (adorable. don't you dare debate it.)
Cora (for all you non-oncers, it's the evil queen's mom) Grahm (it may have been fake, but honey it happened) Walsh (effing backstabber)