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Ursula Crawford is a Canadian genius, prodigy and saviour of the world who specializes in feet-picks.

She is primarily known for her controversial involvement in the reenactment of 9/11 using boats. Crawford was subject to both admiration and hate from the public since the details of her case were controversial by nature.

She is currently applying her talents in gender studies as a burger flippin' employee at McDonalds.

It is important to bring up the fact that Ursula is hot af.

She has quite the knockers(a term known to virgins as boobs).

Ursula is known professionally as a woman who is fucking hot.

Personal Life

Ursula Crawford was born to a lobster fisherman and an unemployed bartender named Lazy Susan. Her father, Bob James, who was a prominent fisherman in the town of Meat Cove fapped off to a nice 5 hours of porn before fucking Susan so hard. She was unable to walk for months.

"I can't walk" ~ Lazy Susan upon having her pussy ripped open by Bob's 8 inches

A young, prepubescent Ursula, desperate to cure Lazy Susan's disability which was caused by Bob's rock hard cock, was determined from a young age to develop a chemical formula for a medication.

Within 5 months of being born(therefore being prepubescent), she had developed the following mathematical equation, which models various probabilities of elements in order to mathematically find the best formula.

Failed to parse (unknown function "\detdtf"): {\textstyle \operatorname{d}\!y/\operatorname{d}\!x\complement\infty\operatorname{lcm}(\arg\deg\limsup\sin\cos\operatorname{coth}\arcsec\arctan\coth\max(\lim\limsup\detdtf',y), n)\bmod b}

She learned Python(while prebubescent) and developed code to make an AI, which tested the equation practically.

print("no bitches")

She then used her code to develop uranium. She fed it to her mother who later died. She later won the Nobel prize, since the US government could finally kill people even more efficiently.

At 5 years old, she received a degree in gender studies from MIT(Mississippi Institute of Technology). This was while she was prepubescent.

It is important to note that Bob's dick is 8 inches flaccid.

Crawford was also prepubescent during the events described.

"Not going to lie, my dick is so fucking big. Almost as big as my daughter's boobs. Damn she's hot."

~Bob James and his normal sexual attraction to his daughter

Controversies

As someone with a flamboyant personality, Crawford has experienced her fair share of controversies

She is especially known for her involvement in the reenactment of 9/11 using boats. The event occurred in Miami, Florida at 4pm. Crawford reportedly took control of Roman Abramovich's super yacht named the "Moby Thikk" while he was intoxicated and shoving his two millimetres into the wide pussy of an Italian supermodel.

"Fuckin hot..."

~Roman Abramovich on Italian chick

"Smaller than a thumb. Instant regret."

~Italian supermodel on Abramovich's manhood and sexual prowess

"My cock ain't small. Her pussy's big!"

~Believable comeback from Abramovich

Crawford then attempted to destroy the shit out of Abramovich's Moby Thikk, but was stopped.

Abramovich was reportedly kicked out of bed by the unnamed supermodel and noticed the situation.

Crawford was then escorted off the yacht and was given surgery to have a penis. They then gave her cock and ball torture before giving her pussy back to her.

She was sentenced to 10 months of prison and 10 hours of cleaning Moby Thikk.

In a social media post, Crawford commented that the situation was a misunderstanding and she simply wanted to get feet-pics.