User:Blammo77/Microsoftitis Spasmic Pnuemonic Anaphlaxia

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Microsoftitis Spasmic Pnuemonic Anaphelexia (or Windows-Spastic-Bronchial-Allergic-Emesis Syndrome, in reoccurring cases, often shortened to BSoD) is a recurring non-infectious diseases affecting PC's.

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Symptoms[edit | edit source]

Early symptoms include unwanted advertisements for pornographic sites that you secretely want to visit but won't in respect to the neighbors (Adware). This Adware can often be mistaken for a simple Worm or virus infection from opening an Exe file (Counterstrike) and will be fixed with an antivirus.

Aah, but this is no simple privacy invasion. After the most obvious symptoms occurs (BSoD), A PC technician must be called to diagnose the patient.


Treatments and Immunities[edit | edit source]

Despite it's dire situation, Microsoftitis Spasmic Pnuemonic Anaphlaxia has many treatments. A PC Technician will slowly and quite nasally explain these in a language unable to decipher, and then proceed to dissect the PC on and off for a few days, then explaining he/she/Space Shuttle DID fix it, but most of it's functionability has taken a hit. Your PC will act erratically, refuse to print, beat your wife, rape your pets, and bruise all your soft fruit until eventually you give in and buy a laptop (or go with the cure - see below).

An immunity to MSPA comes in the form of Microsoft Anti Capability (Mac). The Mac is totally immune to Microsoftitis Spasmic Pnuemonic Anaphlaxia and is often seen as the cure. And sure, you might say, "but the Mac is shit?". But what medical advance doesn't come with it's downsides...right? Right?


Microsoftitis Spasmic Pnuemonic Anaphelexia Genetic Make-Up...Try Saying that 3 Times![edit | edit source]

MSPA is caused by the PC bacteria "General Windows Hardware". The "General Windows Hardware" causes PC's to screw up constantly.

Further Info[edit | edit source]

  • PC Tech Doctor Konopolis [2010 -] has authored book "Microsoftitis Spasmic Pnuemonic Anaphlaxia in PC'S For Dummies And Other Ironic Titles".
  • [1]- The purveyor of this vile disease.
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