User:Blahguy69

Hello, and unwelcome to my uncyclopedia page. If you find my page at all boring, please write some recommendations on a bullet and send them to me at a very high speed... I take that back, just send me a message (that's "message" as in a note, not the kind of message you get in a spa. But I'll accept one of those too). I hope you enjoy my page, but if you don't I just told you what to do.

I'm not going to be arrogant about it, but i'm pretty much the coolest guy you'll ever meet. I'll bet you wish you were as well-liked and modest as me, but you never will be.

You're probably wondering who I am right now. My initials are B.S. and I am tired of morons.