User:BlackInkWriter/Synthesizer
Synthesizers are instruments that render sound by employing gnawers as sources for different sound waves. The animals are generally built into the claviature beforehand and their diverse and entertaining moaning is triggered by several different torturing tools.
History[edit | edit source]
In 1964, on request of a friend, Robert Moog started to work on a completely new instrument that was supposed to create ...
“entirely new sound that no one has ever heard before!”
Peter Mauzey was the roommate and closest friend to Robert Moog. Apparently, Bobby Moog asked him to leave the flat share after having a argument about Pink Floyd music back in their student days. Peter "Mousy" Mauzey agreed under the condition that Moog would first have to come up with a revolutionary instrument that was capable of creating unique sound shapes. Willing to do just about anything to make the insufferable, incontinent Mauzey leave, "Boogy" Moogy agreed and started to work on it after he had slept it off.
After one week, the Minimoog was born. For this prototype, Rob "Mob" Moog utilized an ordinary rat from the basement of the university as the very first Oscillator.
Classic Tones and their Rendering Method[edit | edit source]
(different tools, like, knives, needles, pedals, keys,
Used Animals[edit | edit source]
Rats, Birds,
Virtual Synthesizers[edit | edit source]
(Cyborg-Rats)
Mono/Poly[edit | edit source]
(keys like c minor are actually different car keys. therefore, most artists have only one key due to cost of getting a key --> mono!)
ADSR, VCOs and other confusing abrieviation[edit | edit source]
different methods of muffling the rats.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Moog Synths require an extra R.A.T.-Output (feces)
- Rats multiply once in a while, helping enhancing the sound even more