User:Black-Velvet

Hello! If this is you: "Bloody Shitecakes! I is do not know what is this 'Black-Velvet', it is sounds like poof!"

Then allow me to say: "Sorry, but you are wrong. Black Velvet was an old Australian term, used before the 1950s to describe the lure of the flesh of aboriginal prostitutes."

If you are then like: "Eh! That is gross! We must clip it's feet and put cork on its tusks!"

Then I do indeed say: "Sorry, but I'm not into that sort of thing."