User:Bhartirandi Chowdhury

I am an Indian historian and expert on both Bollywood pornography and the history of the Indian community in the United States.

I was born in a village in Gujarat and operated 10 7-11's in Pennsylvania and a call center in my home village before I got busted by the Feds for immigration fraud.

Now I am back in my home village, where I own the local Internet cafe as well as all of the goats and sheep that are considered fit for buggery by the local agricultural authority.