 R.I.P. <insert name here>
WHOCARES - 25/10/2023
Mourned by noone in particular
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Here lies God
Not omnipotent enough to save himself from the power of atheism
He is dead, and we are his murderers
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Wait a minute, this is an epitaph, right? Those are used for people who are dead. Which must mean that I am dead. Bummers.
~ Captain Obvious
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I have nothing to declare exc... Oh hell, who am I kidding? I am DEAD. Misquote someone who is still among the living for a change, will you, you silly Uncyclopedians?
~ Oscar Wilde
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An epitaph with align= set to right and the text= argument set to some random text:
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A utility template for creating your own tombstones instead of having to use external generators or image editors and then upload an image. So useless that it might actually kill you (pun intended). Arguments can be:
- align=left, center or right
- text=Your epitaph goes here
- caption=If you want your tombstone windowed with a caption like on thumbed images, specify one here
First argument stands for alignment (left, center or right) and second argument stands for the message you want to display. Also, here follows time variables that can be used here:
{{REVISIONDAY}}, {{REVISIONDAY2}}, {{REVISIONMONTH}}, {{REVISIONYEAR}}, {{REVISIONTIMESTAMP}}, {{REVISIONUSER}}, {{CURRENTYEAR}}, {{CURRENTMONTH}}, {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}}, {{CURRENTMONTHABBREV}}, {{CURRENTDAY}}, {{CURRENTDAY2}}, {{CURRENTDOW}}, {{CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{CURRENTTIME}}, {{CURRENTHOUR}}, {{CURRENTWEEK}}, {{CURRENTTIMESTAMP}}, {{LOCALYEAR}}
