User:Bauani

Well, Found the Motto of Uncyclopedia, Now Acting Like This :P

My Motto

When I started editing Uncyclopedia, I was under the impression that, through making serious articles for mass consumption, I would be contributing to the overall wealth of human knowledge. When I first laid eyes on Uncyclopedia, I thought we were a legitimate offshoot of Wikipedia: an online wiki full of serious shiznit. After about 400 days and, like, a million featured articles, I'm starting to see that Uncyclopedia is not in any way "contributing to the overall wealth of human knowledge." In fact, I would say that Uncyclopedia is making me stupider by the day. It's too bad it took me this long to figure out, but I must admit it wasn't my fault: I am only 7, after all. With this in mind, I am not leaving Uncyclopedia. Instead, I demand that either all of you change your ways or leave. In other words, I would rather have the whole wiki to myself than all this crazy bullshit that's been goin' on lately, i.e., writing hilarious articles and being nice to noobs and each other. This type of ultimatum has not been attempted ever before in the history of dramatically announcing that one is leaving Uncyc.

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This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.