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The Bargholz is an endangered species that lives in central Sydney, NSW. If you see a bargholz do not be alarmed and please please please do not assault it in anyway they have an aggressive nature and could well kill you. If you are confronted by a bargholz contact the krishnan services he will be able to help with your bargholz problem. If your house is infested with bargholzes then douce the bargholz queen with monkey urine and do the traditional haikiki dance which involves a variety of spins and twists. whilst doing this dance do not in anyway swear at the bargholz for this will aggrevate it and you are likely to be eaten alive by a pack of crazy bargholzes.

There are no documented pictures of a bargholz at the moment but when there is we will be sure to update this page.

to find out more about this endangered species go tothe following link: www.meatspin.com