User:BacterialLivesMatter/UNC
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University of Nympho Cocks - home to a cumdumpster of a basketball team.
It has a 3.71 billion endowment as of 2020, but no alumni actually worth more than 3.71 billion.
Most of its money is funneled into opening more branches of the same shit school, like UNC at charcoal or UNC at cocksucker hill.
Chances are, if you are going to UNC, you tried to get into Duke University but didn't and couldn't.