User:BackJoxall

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

Jack Boxall enjoys long walks on the beach with Flamingo's. Occasionally he likes to Drink Petrol from a womans shoe, But his all-time favourite pass-time would have to eating Rhys Brothel-faces hairy moustache.