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Linda Loudon is the evil sister of It. She enjoys eating babies. She hates men and Africans, probably due to the fact that her husband left her after she made an attempt to eat her newly-born son. She is the root of all evil, and neutered Satan. She enjoys giving lobotomies, torturing little children, eating babies, and slaughtering 3rd world country villages.