User:Austin Midge

I am Professor Austin Midge - ostentacious midget, ostrich wrangler extraordinaire, and erstwhile member of the Austin Midget Rodeo, Austin, Texas.

I have previously performed with Mitch Austin in the Minneapolis Ostrich Rodeo, Mitch Austin's Midget Roadshow, the Austrian Midget Orchestra, the Australian Midget Rural Boatshow, and the Nebraska Naked Rodeo Hoedown.

If'n you like to see a naked midget roping & riding an ostrich, well then you & me will get along just fine.

If'n you don't, well then some other guy will. That's the way I like to look at things.