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Book of Satan[edit | edit source]

There are a few points which must be made:

1) Spoone. noun. A spade-like implement with which one eats ice cream.

2) Satan. noun. Pronounced Sah-tan. A well-dressed chap who likes to hang out with Nyarlathotep and all the other freaks abandoned by society.

3) Cthulhu fh'tagn!

4) Comes before 5.

6) Or does it?

7) Every man and every woman is a star.

Book of Lucifer[edit | edit source]

Cheltenham satan


Book of Cthulhu[edit | edit source]

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