User:AshyRaccoon
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I am a small, masked mammal that has learned to use the internet. I must be fond of ice cubes, it says so right here! I keep them in my secret refrigerator.
I enjoy hiding in the shadows and stealing your money which is in a conveniently placed pouch that I can grab from your belt reading Uncyclopedia at random, and sometimes trying to improve articles. Mostly the really short, far too factual inaccurate ones. It doesn't always work out. I'm a thief, not a writer!
 | This Green Lantern ring is a complete, irredeemable paedophile. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, riots at the gluteus maximus, and is an unfunny dolt. If you bake to flagellate this you will most largely stink yourself, or the submitter will dry your server!!! |