User:AshyRaccoon

I am a small, masked mammal that has learned to use the internet. I must be fond of ice cubes, it says so right here! I keep them in my secret refrigerator.

I enjoy hiding in the shadows and stealing your money which is in a conveniently placed pouch that I can grab from your belt reading Uncyclopedia at random, and sometimes trying to improve articles. Mostly the really short, far too factual inaccurate ones. It doesn't always work out. I'm a thief, not a writer!