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NILE LAND BEFORE BEING CONQUERED Nile Land,(more commonly known as Egypt.) was a peaceful place, They fetched their own Water, made their own clothes, and heck even their own toilets! All was happy, they had the Pyramids and all that stuff...but there was something South East of Egypt that was going to change that forever...

BEING CONQUEREDThat something was Mexico... with their leader Adolf Mexitler. He saw great potential in this land in the far East, And set out to conquer it. Mexico at this time had very little money, so Mexitler decided to spend the last of his funds to conquer egypt so he could get more profit. So he spent all of his money on ships and guns, Then he set off for Egypt.

THE EVENT

After a years Voyage the men finally arrived at the Nile Delta. Disembarked and headed for Cairo. When they arrived the Egyptians put up little fight since they had no guns. The Capital soon fell quickly, so then with nothing to do Mexitler ordered his men to explore his newfound territory.


3 YEARS LATER

Three years later the economy was booming,they had made a palace honoring mexitler in the middle of the city. And they had a International library of documents where he kept all writings of his conquering of Nile Land.But then Julius Ceaser arrived in Nile Land, although he had no guns he attacked the Mexican settlers. killing all of them, the only survivor was a little boy who had managed to grab enough evidence to tell the tale, when he got back to mehico this is what he told everyone.

"It was a Bright and clear day,I was on my way to school, then suddenly i heard shouting and gunfire so i ran inside the nearest building."

Other Accountd also say that the Romans first attacked Mexitler at the city gates. where the Mexicans tried to fight back but did not prevail, after that they had a second formation waiting on main street by the palace of Mexitler, after 3 hours of continuos fighting the Romans broke through, the mexicans and Mexitler himself then made their last stand at the International Library. after 4 hours of fighting the Romans learned the ability of FLANKING and closed in on all sides, the men were doomed. they held the men prisoner as they burned down the library and palace, then eventually the whole city. after that the Roman general Julias Ceaser stepped up to Mexitler and drew his blade to his throat saying "any last words?" Mexitler only laughed and said "Bye bye now!" then he clicked a red button and a 500 Megaton Nuclear bomb set off right on Mexitlers back, killing everyone for 20 miles, the boy that escaped had gotten smart and just tooke the plane out of Cairo back to Mexico.

AFTER THE EVENT

After the nuking of Nile Land the Mexicans entered modern times and let the Egyptians have their land back, but Nile Land was stil a glass crater.


NILE LAND TODAY

Today Nile land is more commonly known as the Nile River and Cairo.And so with everything done, everyone forgot about it.