User:Apostle Of Christ/God Has Spoken Once Again
God has spoken to me once again and He has instructed me of my errors, thus I shall write down what I was told so that those who care may listen - it shall also act as a means for myself to keep motivated in times when I lose my way, all I have to do is come here and read, remembering what I have been told..
The Message[edit | edit source]
I logged off Uncyclopedia, having declared never to return after public ridicule and trolling.. I went to sleep and was approached by God as I slumbered, He spoke to me as He had done all those years ago and he said "Why have you forsaken me? Did you not come to spread the word of God to the masses? Was it not I who saved you and gave you knowledge so you may share it with others?" - at once I realised I was wrong and asked God's forgiveness, He laughed and I knew He wasn't angry - after all God is infinite in his ability to forgive those who are loyal. So I awoke and decided to renew my war against blasphemy and hate against God as the Apostle Of Christ, no doubt I shall experience more hardships in the future but I must stay strong for as He did say "your reward will not be on this Earth but in the next".
--Apostle Of Christ 17:32, September 9, 2010 (UTC)