User:Apollo1758/project42
Six Flags Great Adventure is the best theme park in the world. I mean, even better than Disneyland. Six Flags Great Adventure consistently ranks #1 for having the most fatalities of any amusement park, and takes pride in it. Six Flags Great Adventure lets people go on their rides even if they are broken, just so they could continually be recognized as the most dangerous theme park in the world.
Next door to Six Flags Great Adventure is located next to Wild Safari Animal Park and Hurricane Harbor, two non-safe alternatives to anyone in fear of their lives. Wild Safari Animal Park is one of the few parks in the world to still have dinosaurs. If you drive up close enough to the T-rex, the T-rex will pick up your car and give you a nice, fun ride. Hurricane Harbor is a recreation of New Orleans right after Hurricane Katrina. The only way to get around from place to place in Hurricane Harbor is either by swimming or boat. There are hundreds of black homeless people and an imitation of George Bush flying around in a helicopter to make things as realistic as possible.
