User:Anton199/Anonnewarticletext

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Before you create your article, have you considered creating an account? It takes only a few moments, is abolsutely free and will make editing Uncyclopedia easier than anything you could imagine! You will also get a userspace, where you'll be able to put your new article to guarantee nobody else will it until it's complete.

If you insist on editing as an anonymous user, please read over the dot points below. Bold points are super important:

• If you are still leaving the page unfinished, please add the {{construction}} tag to your article somewhere, or it may be deleted before you get the chance to complete it.
• You are encouraged to read HTBFANJS and the Beginner's Guide for some tips on how to be funny.
• You should have a basic grasp of how to format an article.
• Do not create any of the following: Vanity articles, attack articles or anything else about people that are not significant. Doing this will result in a Bollocking.

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