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beaber

A "beaber" is the name given to the final stages of "Beiber Fever" And is known to be currently, one of, if not the biggest problem in 2010 america. It is considered by many to be an unfinished prototype of a proposed Mutational program by the Soviet union in there attempt to destroy the United Kingdom of Amerika. Beabers are often considered to resemble warped fetishes and/or Dialects without the Armour.

An image of one just before it died in pain.

Tell tale signs

You can tell you are a beaber if:

• you spell talk in the manner of " omg T hf d he justin 8 g BeiBE333eeEee3eE3e3R aus9i t43 7321 whrew gppfoiuag he Tbn beEST!!! 0nbnew e21221222112-12123212 xjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjxj"

• you do not like the sun as it burns your peanut brain.

• your brain tells you: " Justin Beiber is your god. obey Beiber. Nothing else than Beiber. "

• The big mutated spots where your testicles used to be is a noticable side affect

A beaber caught by soliders.

Camps

It is widely considered that Beiber Fever first spread majorly due to the round-up of people in the United Kingdom of Britannia (and Northern Pangaea), who where forced by train into the People's Republic of Canada between september 14th, 2010 and september 17th, 2010. It is considered that the young boys and girls used in the experiments are an Atrocity and a War Crime. They Swiftly tried to cover it up, but it failed miserably, and it was discovered on december 2nd, 2010.

See Also

• Justin Beiber

• A top-secret wikiese document on Justin Beiber's REAL backstory