User:Anonymous cat1

What's the deal with you cat?

I'm Anonymous_cat1, (just without the '_', otherwise the backend servers powered by birdseed would fall over and die). I'm new here so, let me tell you more about myself! I like to write, and this whole 'Uncyclopedia' thing is right up my alley!

I'm known to like nonsense, whether that be some odd in-joke or garbage content on the most inappropriate website ever created—Scratch (website)(trust me, I used to be on there).

Be excited for me to fall off the face of the earth by the time I'm done writing this.

A Scratch 'moderator' whom had just came home to their house being replaced with a single slice of 'everything' bread.

Unidentified blue-haired shithead speaks about why 'Dad Jokes' shouldn't be allowed due to section B of the U.S. Law 2,456: 'uhm.... I don like da joke can we ban it pleas... thank u', which was passed in 1938 due to increasing tensions with Germany.